“All glamour to the jammer,” they say. I wanted none of it. I joined derby because I thought exercising on roller skates would be more fun than going to the gym. I was right about that, but I realized after passing my WFTDA skills there was more to it than that and the “more to it” was actually playing roller derby. Some people never take to that part of it and I didn’t at first. (Oh, you mean people are going to hit me? Hard? And I’m going to get so winded I think my lungs might explode? I’m going to see multiple people break their limbs? And then my reward is skating around in form-fitting shorts while hundreds of people look on? Yikes.)…