I didn’t sell any tickets to our upcoming doubleheader. I feel terrible about this, as I know that skater ticket sales directly correlate with how many butts find their way to seats on bout day. I made a last-ditch effort to lure my aunt and uncle who live in a nearby college town to drive up for the bout, but they apologized, telling me they had a prior engagement. Sometimes it’s hard living in a city I’m not from. Besides the aunt and uncle, who only reside nearby during the academic year (mostly during our off-season), none of my family lives in the area. My friends outside of derby here remain few. Last season my number one fan in the audience was my boyfriend, but we broke up over…
